What's the most bizarre book title you've ever stumbled across? I just found Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

I was given a book for Christmas called "Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade".

Hee hee! I looked that up and it actually looks really interesting.

'How should an atheist respond to a sneeze?'

'The Haunted Vagina' by Carlton Mellick III has to come close to the top of the list. I actually read it. It was mad!

"The Bible" by various authors. Very very bizarre title. I've never been exactly sure why they would give themselves such a marketing headache. It's so shortsighted - which is ironic really... they could have gone for something like "Beardy Man Kicks Devil's Ass With Peace and Love"

I just read "London for immigrant suckers", and a book is more bizarre than a title.