He thinks he's a deadly ninja. He's not. He's Barry Harris and he still lives with his mum.
Barry's been patient, but after twenty-seven years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he's had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life's not done with throwing him curveballs.
All Jules Nichols wants is a quiet family life, which she and her goofy-but-yummy lover Wesley can have as soon as they kill Jules’s abusive husband, Eddie. But now that Eddie’s good and dead, mob guys and drug dealers are coming out of the woodwork, the staties are suspicious, Wesley's panicking, and all Jules's careful plans are going wrong.
Who would have thought it would be so hard to get away with one little murder?
Iain is looking forward to the weekend when a number nineteen bus shatters his body, but broken bones are the least of his worries.
In this disturbing yet darkly funny novel, Iain's near death experience is not a vision of exquisite godliness with light at the end of a tunnel. Instead he experiences a place of darkness and heat, inhabited by foul creatures, the sounds of suffering and a beast.
During a long recovery Iain becomes plagued by nightmares and premonitions, shadowy...
The first time somebody tried to kill him was an accident. The second time was deliberate. Now Paul Mulchrone finds himself on the run with nobody to turn to except a nurse who has read one-too-many crime novels and a renegade cop with a penchant for violence. Together they must solve one of the most notorious crimes in...
She thought it was pork. She was wrong.
The first time hapless food inspector Emily Underwood meets butcher Frank Pinch, he’s not got much at all in his display counters. But what he does have is a rather unusual plan to restock his shelves. The next time they bump into each other, he’s won an award for his sausages but is running out of meat.
This deliciously British dark comedy will change the way you look at sausages forever.
The first time somebody tried to kill him was an accident. The second time was deliberate. Now Paul Mulchrone finds himself on the run with nobody to turn to except a nurse who has read one-too-many crime novels and a renegade cop with a penchant for violence. Together they must solve one of the most notorious crimes in...
Early in the decade that taste forgot, Fat Franny Duncan is on top of the world. He is the undoubted King of the Ayrshire Mobile Disco scene, controlling and ruling the competition with an iron fist. From birthdays to barn dances, Franny is the man to call. He has even played 'My Boy Lollipop' at a funeral and got away with it. But the future is uncertain. A new partnership is coming and is threatening to destroy the big man's Empire ... Bobby Cassidy and Joey Miller have been...
Easy Money: A mad comedy for a mad world.
When Warwick Pollini stumbles upon half a million pounds in used notes, it sends him into a spin. After all, he's just an ordinary guy, content to shuffle between his mundane job and his cramped house, so he's sure his life is about to change.
He isn't wrong.
While he frets about where the cash came from and what to do with it, procedure-obsessed jobsworths and political...
Easy Money: A mad comedy for a mad world.
When Warwick Pollini stumbles upon half a million pounds in used notes, it sends him into a spin. After all, he's just an ordinary guy, content to shuffle between his mundane job and his cramped house, so he's sure his life is about to change.
He isn't wrong.
While he frets about where the cash came from and what to do with it, procedure-obsessed jobsworths and political...
A young woman who believes she is Death trapped in human form finds herself inconveniently locked in a psych ward for voicing that belief. From those difficult circumstances, she slowly learns to appreciate the things that make life worth living while navigating a world where what is real and what is fantasy can sometimes be hard to distinguish.