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Rosen Trevithick

British Author of Humorous and Psychological Fiction For Children and Adults
 

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A Royal Mess by Rosen Trevithick

A Royal Mess

by Rosen Trevithick

Dee Whittaker and her estranged husband Gareth, are destined to become a crime fighting double act.

However, it’s the calm before the storm. With her marriage still holding together, Dee dips her toes into the world of indie publishing. She joins a forum, unaware that the very people she asks for help, will eventually send her life spiralling out of control, landing her in mortal danger.

She asks for feedback...

Gourmet Girl Burger (Smelly Trolls) by Rosen Trevithick

Gourmet Girl Burger
(Smelly Trolls)

by Rosen Trevithick

There's nothing normal about Alan Normalton. His favourite habits are bottom burping and picking bogies from his nose. What's more, he was born with only four and a half toes on each foot and his skin has a faint greenish tinge. One day, he asks his mum why he's not like other boys.

Alan soon finds himself drawn into a dangerous forest filled with entertaining and disgusting monsters, who quickly become his friends. But not everybody likes Alan's new friends. In...

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How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide by Rosen Trevithick

How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide

by Rosen Trevithick

Rosen Trevithick has threatened to eat celebrities, produced a podcast in which she interviews herself and posed with a gummy triangle stuck to her face – all in the name of marketing. Yet she has somehow managed to shift over a quarter of a million books.

A keen advocate of ‘What works for one probably won't work for the thousands who try to replicate it’, Rosen recommends finding your own path, with a focus on learning from...

Lipstick and Knickers by Rosen Trevithick

Lipstick and Knickers

by Rosen Trevithick

A short story from the 'Seesaw' collection by number 1 bestselling author, Rosen Trevithick.

Devoted boyfriend, Ross Turpin, wakes up to a shocking sight: a pair of unfamiliar women's knickers are lying on his bedroom floor. Having no idea how they got there, Ross sets out on a mission to establish their origin.

His exploration leads him through a minefield of hideous women and repugnant situations, as he struggles to...

London, the Doggy and Me by Rosen Trevithick

London, the Doggy and Me

by Rosen Trevithick

Looking after a dog is one thing, but looking after a dead dog is a different matter altogether, especially for a stranger in London.

When a waitress from a Cornish fish restaurant lands an audition for a West End show, she can't believe her luck. The only catch is that she has to look after a pet dog in exchange for board.

She soon finds herself trying to juggle auditions, the demise of a long-term relationship and a...

Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls (Smelly Trolls : Book 2) by Rosen Trevithick

Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls
(Smelly Trolls : Book 2)

by Rosen Trevithick

Rufus Sebbleford and his friends are looking forward to a school trip to the Mr Splendiferous Science Park unaware that the mad scientist is keeping a dangerous troll locked up in the grounds.

The scientist’s obsession with trolls causes further problems for the Super-Troll-Knobbly-Foot family who are trying desperately to pass as humans.

Meanwhile, the stinky trolls of Gloopyglen Babblebrook begin digging a tunnel under...

My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie) by Rosen Trevithick

My Granny Writes Erotica
(The Original Quickie)

by Rosen Trevithick

“Where on God's green earth l am I going to raise that sort of money? I’m a pensioner!” thought Betty. Then her eyes fell on her daughter’s copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme...

My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome (Quickies 1-3) by Rosen Trevithick

My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome
(Quickies 1-3)

by Rosen Trevithick

The original, critically acclaimed novella, locked in a saucy threesome with its hit sequel and a bonus bit on the side.

In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, 65-year-old, straight-laced Betty tries her hand at writing an erotic novel. However, with little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal and seeks help in the most unexpected places.

When she finds her elderly...

My Granny Writes Erotica 2 (The Second Quickie) by Rosen Trevithick

My Granny Writes Erotica 2
(The Second Quickie)

by Rosen Trevithick

To be enjoyed after the original My Granny Writes Erotica book.

Betty Berry, a 65-year-old grandmother, is struggling to come to terms with her new, unexpected career as a famous rumpy-pumpy novelist.

After being banned from her country club, Betty misses her respectable reputation. When she finds her elderly mother-in-law with nipple clamps dangling from her earlobes, the suburban housewife realises she’s a corrupting...

My Granny Writes Erotica 3 (Bit on the side) by Rosen Trevithick

My Granny Writes Erotica 3
(Bit on the side)

by Rosen Trevithick

To be enjoyed after the first two My Granny Writes Erotica quickies.

After a lengthy courtship, accidental erotic novelist, Betty Berry, is finally ready to cement her love to her beau, Ted.

Mistakenly believing she’s found the ideal sophisticated setting for their romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique.

Oblivious to the scandal unfolding around her, Betty prepares for her...

No Shades of Grey by Rosen Trevithick

No Shades of Grey

by Rosen Trevithick

A tale of love, respect and domination, No Shades of Grey depicts the plight of a worthy romantic lead when the object of his affections turns out to be not quite the girl he’s looking for.

A six-word story packed with some 'interesting' translations.

On the Rocks by Rosen Trevithick

On the Rocks

by Rosen Trevithick

"So there we were, Poppy and me, two friends with matching diagnoses. I'd have rather had a band or favourite TV show in common."

Sometimes droll, sometimes poignant, this heart-warming story follows the unique and important friendship formed when Poppy finds Meg sitting alone on a cliff top. Both women are living with bipolar...

Pompomberry House by Rosen Trevithick

Pompomberry House

by Rosen Trevithick

A writer's retreat seemed the perfect chance for Dee Whittaker to take her mind off her marital difficulties.

However, she meets five of the most hideous writers ever to have mastered a QWERTY keyboard, and her problems quickly multiply. Things escalate further when the handyman winds up dead.

After fleeing from the island, Dee attempts to get her life back on track but begins to notice that something strange is going on. The...

Seesaw - Volume 1 by Rosen Trevithick

Seesaw - Volume 1

by Rosen Trevithick

Whose are those strange knickers at the foot of the bed? Is the kidnapped girl gone forever? How do you transport a dead dog across central London? What on earth is wrong with the man next door? And is he going to kill me?

So called because of its alternation between laugh out loud comedy and more sinister, psychological tales, "Seesaw" showcases some of Rosen's most loved shorts, alongside some previously unpublished bite-sized...

Seesaw - Volume II by Rosen Trevithick

Seesaw - Volume II

by Rosen Trevithick

Will writing erotica save a grandmother from financial ruin? Where is Emma’s baby and why hasn't he been returned to her? And will a boy be able to stop his little sister from being made into a gourmet girl burger?

Following Rosen’s acclaimed Seesaw collection, Volume II continues alternating between outrageous comedy and more sinister, psychological tales. At the core are two very...

Straight Out of University by Rosen Trevithick

Straight Out of University

by Rosen Trevithick

Sophie's university life is lively, characterised by passionate, sapphic love affairs, liberal activism and boundary-pushing theatre.

Nine years later, she returns to her hometown in Cornwall, where girls are friends with girls, boys are friends with boys, and queer is an experience felt when you drink too much cider.

Sophie falls for John, a sensible, conservative male man with a fondness for cardigans, but can they overcome their cultural differences?

The First Trollogy (Smelly Trolls Books 1-3) by Rosen Trevithick

The First Trollogy
(Smelly Trolls Books 1-3)

by Rosen Trevithick

Eating children is wrong. But what did you expect from a creature that slurps other people’s bogies?

When Rufus Sebbleford learns that trolls plan to attack Sludgeside School, he has to act fast. He and Polly hatch a plan with the help of their new friend Bruno, unaware that Bruno happens to be a troll....

The Ice Marathon by Rosen Trevithick

The Ice Marathon

by Rosen Trevithick

A one night stand. A gross betrayal. Every mother’s worst nightmare.

When Simon and Emma first meet, they find each other intolerable and are stunned when an angry row turns into a one-night stand.The resultant pregnancy shocks them further. However, only days after giving birth, Emma falls critically ill. With Simon on an Antarctic expedition, Emma entrusts baby Joseph to her ‘in-laws’, with devastating consequences.

The Other Daughter by Rosen Trevithick

The Other Daughter

by Rosen Trevithick

Having a celebrity in the family can be challenging, especially when your sister's famous for being a missing child.

The disappearance of Millie Jones has dominated the news for eight years, ever since the mediagenic toddler was snatched from a department store at Christmas time.

Certain that Millie is alive, her mother puts family life on hold to fight for the search to continue.

However, this Christmas things are...

The Selfish Act by Rosen Trevithick

The Selfish Act

by Rosen Trevithick

Written in response to Jeremy Clarkson's remarks about the selfish nature of suicide on railway lines, 'The Selfish Act' is a short story that paints a more insightful portrait of the mind of a suicidal person.

Morwenna has a very satisfying life, but she's plagued by an undiagnosed mental health problem that she refers to as, "Too many thoughts."

When she wakes up the morning after her engagement party, feeling disconnected...

The Troll Trap (Smelly Trolls Book 1) by Rosen Trevithick

The Troll Trap
(Smelly Trolls Book 1)

by Rosen Trevithick

Rufus Sebbleford is the only boy in the world to have ever seen a real troll. So, when he finds out that trolls plan to attack Sludgeside School, he must stop them with the help of his good friend Polly.

Meanwhile, the Super-Troll-Knobbly-Foot family decide to turn their backs on smelly bottoms and eating children. They don't want to be bad any more. So, they paint themselves orange and try to live like humans. However, being...

Trolls on Ice (Smelly Trolls) by Rosen Trevithick

Trolls on Ice
(Smelly Trolls)

by Rosen Trevithick

Book 3 in the Smelly Trolls series.

Brawnulator Powerknees picks other people’s noses, smells like mutated tuna and eats small children. He is the strongest, fastest, most desirable man on the planet – to a troll.

When Rufus and his friends go on a skiing holiday to the Craggle Alps, they have no idea that the Winter Trollympics – the biggest sporting event of the troll calendar – is taking place...

Two Shades of the Lilac Sunset by Rosen Trevithick

Two Shades of the Lilac Sunset

by Rosen Trevithick

“When did my lover become my rapist?”

A sexual predator is grooming Willow. Flattered by the attention and blinded by his charm, she doesn't realise she’s being manipulated until she’s too entwined to run.

Willow's half-sister tries to help. However, Willow feels certain there is no way out - alive.

Monster Avengers by Rosen Trevithick, 300 Children

Monster Avengers

by Rosen Trevithick, 300 Children

Created by children for children, Monster Avengers is a crowd-written, humorous adventure story.

Deadly ducks with an appetite for chaos, are planning to take over Fangleland. So called because of their luminous poo, the lumipoo momps begin their mayhem by banning bananas – the punishment, getting spiked to death!

Simon is just a regular boy, whose life is turned upside down when his dying grandpa reveals that his parents were...

Chocolate Making Adventures by Rosen Trevithick, Claire Wilson

Chocolate Making Adventures

by Claire Wilson, Rosen Trevithick

From cocoa bean to mouth-watering treats... Make your own chocolate at home.

Most recipes for homemade chocolate involve buying it from the shop then melting it. But what if it’s actual chocolate itself that you want to make?

Thanks to the recent widespread availability of cocoa beans and cocoa butter, chocolate-making has never been easier. You can create it on an ordinary kitchen stove.

Learn to...

My Babysitter is a Troll (Smelly Trolls Junior) by Rosen Trevithick, Katie Stewart

My Babysitter is a Troll
(Smelly Trolls Junior)

by Katie W Stewart, Rosen Trevithick

Creepy claws ... Sickly skin ... Dangling warts ... Green spit ... Horrible horns ... Smelly bottoms ... Bothersome bogies

Who are these horrible babysitters? And how do we escape from them?

Contains hilarious yet adorable, full colour illustrations by artist, Katie W. Stewart.

Summer Shorts by Rosen Trevithick, David Wailing, Daphne Coleridge, Cecilia Peartree, Lynda Wilcox, Lou Wellman

Summer Shorts

by Cecilia Peartree, Lynda Wilcox, Rosen Trevithick, David Wailing, Daphne Coleridge, Lou Wellman

Six short fiction stories which explore the light and dark sides of summer.

Fatal Error by Lynda Wilcox

After a near-fatal car crash, Ann Nesbitt decides to recuperate in Beachcombe, a place she hasn't visited in twenty years. The village has changed in that time, and so has Ann, but as the memories come rushing back, evoked by the looming bulk of Haddon Head, Ann faces a stark choice and the ghost of her past.

Nineteen Seventy-Steve by David Wailing

Steve’s summer is the... read more

SunKissed- A Sizzling Collection of Lesbian Love by Emma Rose Millar, Rosen Trevithick, Betty Flack, Sam Paterson-Sleep, Toni James, Niamh Murphy, Kiki Archer, Clare Ashton, Melody Breyer-Grell, Frankie Morgan

SunKissed- A Sizzling Collection of Lesbian Love

by Emma Rose Millar, Rosen Trevithick, Betty Flack, Sam Paterson-Sleep, Toni James, Niamh Murphy, Kiki Archer, Clare Ashton, Melody Breyer-Grell, Frankie Morgan

SunKissed is a brand new collection of summer love stories from Freya Publications. Featuring original work from some of the UK's best indie writers, including Rosen Trevithick, Clare Ashton, Kiki Archer and Toni James, along with brilliant debut stories from talented newcomers; SunKissed has something for everyone. In this eclectic anthology expect cheating girlfriends, mistaken identity, the Spanish Inquisition, pirates, vampires and of course, lots of gorgeous girls loving other... read more

Off the KUF Volume 1 by H.K. Abell, Andrew Barrett, Helena Hann-Basquiat, Jessica B. Bell, Nigel Bird, Michael Brookes, Anna Faversham, George Hamilton, John Gregory Hancock, Jennifer Hanning, David Haynes, Rick Haynes, Jonathan Hill, Sibel Hodge, K.M. Knight, Ken Magee, Kath Middleton, Cecilia Peartree, Lexi Revellian, Rosen Trevithick, David Wailing, Louise Warman, Lynda Wilcox, Andrew Craig William, Wrightwell

Off the KUF Volume 1

by Anna Faversham, David Wailing, George Hamilton, Kath Middleton, Ken Magee, Rosen Trevithick, H.K. Abell, Andrew Barrett, Helena Hann-Basquiat, Jessica B. Bell, Nigel Bird, Michael Brookes, John Gregory Hancock, Jennifer Hanning, David Haynes, Rick Haynes, Jonathan Hill, Sibel Hodge, K.M. Knight, Cecilia Peartree, Lexi Revellian, Louise Warman, Lynda Wilcox, Andrew Craig William, Wrightwell

Off the KUF Volume 1 is an anthology of short fiction, guaranteed to appeal to readers of all genres! Whether you're a fan of mysteries, thrillers, historicals, romance, humour, literary fiction, horror or science fiction, Off the KUF will keep you entertained.

Volume 1 brings together 30 quality stories by 25 highly talented authors. Some will be well-known to fans of the indie fiction scene, while others will be new discoveries....

A Splendid Salmagundi by Kath Middleton, D M Andrews, Tim Arnot, R J Askew, Baarbaara, Andrew Barrett, Kath Brinck, Michael Brookes, Alexandra Butcher, DD Chant, Mel Comley, Lexie Conyngham, Raymond Daley, Ian Ellis, Robert Franks, Cornelius Harker, Mark R Faulkner, Vic Heaney, Jonathan Hill, Darren Humphries, Andrew Lawston, Stephen Livingston, Will Macmillan Jones, M T McGuire, Kath Middleton, Marc Nash, Harry Nicholson, Jenny Shaw, Rosen Trevithick, Simon Turpin, David Wailing, Jim Webster, Philip Whiteland

A Splendid Salmagundi

by Andrew K. Lawston, Kath Middleton, Lexie Conyngham, M T McGuire, Rosen Trevithick, D M Andrews, Tim Arnot, R J Askew, Baarbaara, Andrew Barrett, Kath Brinck, Michael Brookes, Alexandra Butcher, DD Chant, Mel Comley, Raymond Daley, Ian Ellis, Robert Franks, Cornelius Harker, Mark R Faulkner, Vic Heaney, Jonathan Hill, Darren Humphries, Andrew Lawston, Stephen Livingston, Will Macmillan Jones, Marc Nash, Harry Nicholson, Jenny Shaw, Simon Turpin, David Wailing, Jim Webster, Philip Whiteland

A delicious salad of short stories seasoned with a light dusting of poems, covering a variety of genres. You will find one or two true stories, some humour, some horror, fantasy, adventure and science fiction. Many are Amazon published authors whose work you may already have read. Others will soon be favourites.

Contributors are alphabetically, DM Andrews, Tim Arnot, RJ Askew, Baarbaara, Andrew Barrett, Kath Brinck, Michael Brookes, Alexandra Butcher, DD Chant, Mel Comley, Lexie...

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