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Richard Martinus


Richard Martinus is of Welsh and Dutch descent, currently based in Yorkshire, UK. He has been known to write the odd humorous contemporary fantasy e-novel.

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The Conjuring

“Come forth, spirit! I adjure thee, in the name of Belial, Sathanas, Osendior, Matalot and Beelzebub, come forth! In the name of Lucifer, Astaroth, Flopsy, Setentino and Apollion, behold my sacrifice and come forth, I say!' “Hang on. ‘Flopsy’?' “My daughter’s rabbit. She begged me to include it in the incantation tonight. I couldn’t very well refuse.' “Is it a powerful familiar?' “No, it’s a rabbit.' “Don’t the Barons of Hades object to you trivialising them by naming them alongside your household pets?' “They didn’t last week when I included my tortoise Genevieve in the invocation.' “Oh… Okay, carry on.'

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21.12.2016 14:51

Posted in the thread Coprolalia

I suspect the author doesn't think much of the year that has almost passed.