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What Sausages?

by Adrienne Ferguson
Originally published by on 20/12/2017

Mary was mortified. She had just phoned Morris and he had eaten sausages for lunch! Said he found them in the freezer and made a sausage sandwich. They must have been there for years! She should never have gone out with Anne and left him to fend for himself. She would get home to find him dead or something worse!

Thirty minutes later Mary walked through the front door and there was Morris, alive and well.

“Morris! You’re alive!'

“Of course I’m alive.'

“What about the sausages?'

“What sausages?'

“That you had for lunch.'

“Not me!'

“…Who did I phone?'

Adrienne Ferguson Merits

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