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Round Table

by Andrew Atkinson
Originally published by on 26/10/2017

I bring a tray of drinks to our table.

“Cider for Will, a cheapo lager for Abdil – you muppet ¬¬– a very expensive poncy lager for Tight Wad, and real ales for Bazza and myself.'

After a while, Tight Wad gets up to go the loo and, of course, we talk about him.

“He’s gonna try and not buy a round. Again!'

“Every week’s the same.'

“Bloke’s a miser.'

To our amazement, Tight Wad comes back and says, “My turn at the bar, lads.'

He adds, “I’ll get one packet of cheese and onion, one salt and vinegar and one plain.'

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