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by Jonathan Hill
Originally published by on 14/05/2017

I’ll tell you from the off that I’m a thief. You can’t say I’m dishonest.

Look, it’s a hobby of mine. Just like you might get a kick out of watching football, or going to the cinema, or philately. (What? Just because I’m a thief, it doesn’t mean I don’t know words.)

I’m stealing from you right now. You, dear reader, are my victim. Come on, how many criminals are as honourable as I?

Yeah, so it’s a hobby, a pastime, and it kind of turns me on too, knowing that I’m stealing your time as you read something inconsequential.

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