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Mistaken Identity

by Kevin Neylon
Originally published by on 10/12/2016

“It can’t have been me, I’ve never been there officer.'

“We have you on CCTV, and then your debit card was used next door.'

“That’s not possible, I have never set foot in Coventry, and I don’t have a bank account, let alone a card.'

“Is this you in the picture?'

“It looks like me.'

“Is this your handwriting?'

“It looks very similar, yes'

“Then you can see why we’re here then.'

“Yes, because someone is pretending to be me, but is failing to get the details right.'

“Such as?'

“You’re visiting me in prison, I’ve been here five years!'

Kevin Neylon Merits

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