This website uses cookies. By using our service you are consenting to us placing cookies on your computer. Close
Get Daily Bargains in Your Inbox

Ways to Follow

Get daily bargain list

Twitter icon
Facebook icon
RSS icon

Search Site


Book or Name

Search Features

Recent Newsletters




by Kevin Neylon
Originally published by on 04/12/2016

With bananas for hands, and mushrooms for feet.

A cauliflower for a brain in a head made of beet.

Artichoke as a heart, and lungs that were pears.

Arms of celery reached for the spaghetti styled hair.

Carrot for a nose and Brussel sprouts for eyes looked at turnips for knees and leek made thighs.

Sweet potato filled torso half stuffed with rice, peanuts for teeth surrounded a tongue made of ice.

Marrows for calves and a pumpkin behind.

Rosemary and sage instead of a mind.

What once was a man had completely changed, into a vegetarian’s pantry well rearranged.

Kevin Neylon Merits

6 most prolific1 most esteemed16 top drabble5 top drabblist

Threads about this drabble

None found.