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Tales of the Imp - Birthday Treat

by Michael Brookes
Originally published by on 02/06/2013

I turned 30 yesterday. I had the usual celebrations planned. I rented two movies and bought a crate of beer. The Imp asked me what I really wanted for my birthday.

Well, I thought about it for maybe a nanosecond and told him I'd like to get laid.

"No problem," said the Imp and out we went.

That was last night. I've woken up in a strange bed, I don't remember what happened, but I am naked and there is a burly arm holding me in a tight embrace. And I'm pretty sure that is a beard scratching my neck.

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