After living in Greece for 13 years, writer and reluctant olive farmer Rob Johnson has got used to most of the things that he found so bizarre at the beginning. Most, but not all.
How do you avoid ordering a double tomato for your pine marten when booking a hotel room? Should olive harvesting be registered with the Dangerous Sports Association?
'You'll have to write an author biography of course.'
'Oh? Why?'
'Because people will want to know something about you before they lash out on buying one of your books.'
'So what do I tell them?'
'For a start, you should mention that you've written four plays that were professionally produced and toured throughout the UK, and make sure they know that "Cremains"...