The assignment in Greece might have been the answer to Trevor and Sandra's problems except for one thing. Someone was trying to frame them for murder... with a watermelon.
The job of looking after an ageing expat at his Greek villa should have been a piece of cake, but in his 70-odd years, Marcus Ingleby has accumulated plenty of skeletons in his cupboard, one of which is about to be rattled by a couple of ex-cons from his murky past.
'You'll have to write an author biography of course.'
'Oh? Why?'
'Because people will want to know something about you before they lash out on buying one of your books.'
'So what do I tell them?'
'For a start, you should mention that you've written four plays that were professionally produced and toured throughout the UK, and make sure they know that "Cremains"...