I'm a director of an English language school for foreign students. Married, with one daughter. Poetry pamphlets: Wasted Leaves, 1996; I Went With Her, 2007. I have now written five novels. I would describe them as surreal novels with plenty of comedy, satire, humour, romance, sex and adventure. They're shocking, original and respectful of nothing and nobody.
â€śCan you identify this as your wifeâ€™s dead body?â€ť â€śHow can I? I have never seen the dead body of my wife before.â€ť â€śUnless you killed her.â€ť â€śYes.â€ť â€śAre you saying you canâ€™t identity something unless you have seen it before?â€ť â€śYes. â€śIs this the same body you saw after you killed your wife?â€ť â€śThatâ€™s a trick question.â€ť â€śHave you ever seen your wifeâ€™s body before?â€ť â€śYes.â€ť â€śIs this your wifeâ€™s body?â€ť â€śI donâ€™t know. I only ever saw it when it was alive.â€ť â€śForensics have identified this as your wifeâ€™s body.â€ť â€śThen you have the murderer. Forensics killed her.â€ť
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