â€śDIY Made Easyâ€ť was the title of the book.
Someone who obviously didnâ€™t know him well had given it to him in secret Santa. DIM would be more appropriate â€“ destroy it myself â€“ was the outcome of any home improvements.
Clumsy was an understatement.
The bookcase had a missing shelf, where heâ€™d stood on it whilst unpacking it from the flat-pack.
The chair was missing an arm from resting laminate flooring on it to cut to size. Cut through the arm perfectly, but the floor panel was wonky.
Perhaps the sender did know him, and was actually plotting to kill him!